I’m being chased by a car,
And I need to get far.
A cheetah is coming after me,
Will I survive? Oh, gee.
Now its a bull right behind,
Charging at me, it’s outta its mind.
Not getting out, whelp,
I so badly need help!
Now it’s a big hungry dog,
Oops, and now I tripped on a log.
I am gonna die,
Right here, where I lie.
Guess what, now it’s a tiny cat,
And it wants to snuggle on my lap!