I try to tell them to check under my bed and in the dresser,
They check the closet and say the bed is no lesser,
I bet that’s where they all are,
Laughing at me, har har har.
In the dark of my very own room,
What awaits in the gloom?
A monster with razor sharp claws?
A vampire with bloody jaws?
Will they even care at all?
If there’s a creature in the hall?
Uh oh, something under the bed is drooling…