Lucas Mucus was an unlucky guy,
For dinner there was only one french fry.
And when he went to school,
The kids asked him why he didn’t drool.
The kids were mean and called him Mucus,
Even though his real name was Lucas.
So he thought about that,
And he came up with an idea that hit his face. (Splat)
He would change his name!
I don’t know anything at all!
Did Abe Lincoln take down the Wall?
Or was he a puppy that played with a ball?
I don’t even know how to play soccer,
Is it with a book that you find in your locker?
So, please, please, please, in a whiz,
Will you please not tell me to take a quiz?
I picked up this book,
It was in a nook,
I saw the cover,
looked at it in wonder,
and sat down and started to read.
The cover said, to read it with a toy, and at noon.
So that’s what I did, I turned the lid, and lay down to read with a balloon.
And now I’m finished, the book complinshed,
But I still don’t know a thing,
About how to read a book.
They’re great,
You can use them to clean a gate,
You can throw them in the air,
You can use them to start a flare,
You can use them to—Eww! get it off! I was just about to say that!
If Life is boring, or if it’s sweet,
No one knows what it means,
But anyway, as you can see,
PLEASE GO AWAY, I NEED TO SLEEP!